Diane is stealing seats. Dump her ass in the ocean
(via mommabec)Source: milwaukeemorgan
Strength is being able to crush a tomato.
Dexterity is being able to dodge a tomato.
Constitution is being able to eat a bad tomato.
Intelligence is knowing a tomato is a fruit.
Wisdom is knowing not to put a tomato in a fruit salad.
Charisma is being able to sell a tomato based fruit salad.
(via oblonskys)Source: corruptionpoints